So today I got the chance to babysit my neighbours from back home. They were in my city for a wedding and the parents are currently drinking at the reception as I sit in a hotel room with the 4 year old boy and the 1 year old girl asleep beside me.
Dina is about to call me a breeder but they are SOOOO CUTE!! I want one!! when I'm mature and responsible and done school and have a job and everything. I'm intelligent. despite the fact that my ovaries are in overdrive. Seriously, having a baby fall asleep on you is magical.
Anyways, I digress. The point of the story is the 4 year old. I'm gonna call him "Buck" cause that's what his dad calls him. ( seriously he does. it's goofy)
He's a chatty little kid. And more so when he's tired. It's quite funny.
he told me all about the Titanic. He said it broke in half because they were driving too fast! and it was nighttime. Everybody was starting to get ready for bed when it sank! They called 911 but only one boat came to save them. the other boats didn't come. and there were only 43 lifeboats! That's not enough lifeboats!
He pretty much has the story correct, but I don't think he knows it was a huge tragedy. but he's 4. you don't expect him to.
He also told me that we had to recycle our juiceboxes so they could be turned into party hats. Adorable or what?
and I learned that " refrigerator tractor trailers carry carrots AND frenchfries! " and "if you leave something by the wheel of the bus you don't pick it back up, because it's DAAANNNNGerous. The Police Chief will go get the bus driver if you do that!"
anyways. that's all :P hope it amused you :P
My comment has already been anticipated, but I enjoyed this post... ANOTHER!!
ReplyDelete(I wasted a lot of time today watching Avengers related things, my thought process is not rational)
have you heard about my personal Avenger's Initiative? Tagline "Avengers Assemble... in my bed!"
DeleteI actually just watched Avengers yesterday. I explained my ship and the girl I was watching with actually kinda understood. At one point she said "They should kiss". I think I'm converting her! bua ha ha ha
@ Dina, I figured you had just watched Thor based on all the Thorki stuff you were tumblring and the general absence of other Avengers.
Delete@ Dawn, I also enjoyed this post, but if I threw down the cup next to me it would just bounce because it is plastic so please excuse my inability to properly request another. Also, I am impressed that the kid had a number (even if it was the wrong one) for the lifeboat count.
I love the "Avengers Assemble... in my bed!" initiative!
DeleteI technically watched Avengers first and then Thor/Captain America/Iron Man so my ships come from the Avengers movie.
True internet story right here: I started shipping Thunderfrost from the exact moment that Thor slams Loki into the ground and Loki laughs and says "I missed you, too."