HI!

It has been far too long ladies,

This is the truth.

Also, eggs.

We found a bottle opener, not at the dollar store but at the richy supermarket. There were two types and we got the most epic one. It was a QUEST and Valerie almost bought a sword which she may go back and retrieve later.

There are a lot of giggles.

I am impressed with my typing and spelling skills. I like this keyboard better than Valerie's old keyboard, which I also wrote a blog on.

Yes.

The wall above the fireplace is still fuzzy and this is amusing.

The bicycle pump got really warm as we worked it to pump up my bed. It did not catch on fire though. This is good.

Valerie is reading my mind thoughts.

Black socks they never get dirty the longer you wear them the stronger they get.

I can't seem to stop swaying back and forth and Valerie cannot stop giggling if her rubber duck makes a squeek. What is the point of a rubber duck if it doesn't squeek?

Valerie says that the purpose of a rubber duck is to make her giggle. This is true. Arthur Weasley would be proud. The rubber duck in question is named Sir Thomas Duckley of Blue.

We had Irish nachos for dinner and they were delicious if Valerie may compliment her own cooking. If she can't, I will instead.

D'awwws...

Tall nerds with glasses that are mildly buff are going to be trolled with a motor boat and a large fishing net. This is a fact. We hope the fishing net works.

We must add that said tall nerd with glasses is also gorgeous.

Lots of people are nerds with glasses that are also gorgeous but this is a special case. Hence the motor boat and large net.

Valerie need a one up in Roman army terms. I am not knowledgeable enough in the field to give this to her. History is not my thing. My new roommate is a history major. Silly liberal arts with so much time on their hands.

Valerie is a Queen because she does, in fact, have charisma  and is a sassy bitch in the best possible way.

Can we just have a moment of appreciation that I spelled "charisma" right on the first try. This is amaze-balls.

Heh heh, balls...

Peon is a synonym for underling. I learn new things everyday.

Valerie has previously "owned all that shit" on her calendar. She needs to update. And be less sick during exams because that is not cool.

Valerie is a new double major and that is supremely cool. She just put Sir Thomas on the desk so the giggling would calm down.

I am practicing my skills as a secretary in a school organization while Valerie is practicing her skills as a President.

President of Nerds!! She is not some nerd! She is the president of nerd!!

We enjoy blog posts of the eleventh Doctor doing his dance. We also thing that being passed up for the Economist, no matter how good of a magazine it is, is supremely not cool.

Bowties are cool. *fixes bowtie*

Yes, oh yes.

Fake bowties are better than no bowties at all. They may even be cool.  Matt Smith wears a fake bowtie.

Good lord! I did not know that the Doctor's bowtie was fake! My entire world view is changed!

Earlier on we rewatched the first episode of Doctor Who and had all of the Oswin feels. There were many and Crawford cuddling was abundant.

He likes it.

*nods*

The gorgeous, tall nerd needs a codename that starts with P. Potato? I don't think so. He's too pretty to be a potato. Percy? *goat noises* I think that's a no. Parsnip? Parsley? Parley? Par-ley-ley-looo!

Maybe this is a decision for another time.

Probably.

Eggs. Stir. Milk. Bake.

Soufflé.

I am a master of ALT codes. Valerie has bowed down to my knowledge. This impresses me. File under: Reasons to Take Grade 11 French.

Swimmer's shoulder is not good.

Valerie is not allowed to delete this.

True beans are the best kind. The are rare. Rarer than cool beans. Which are still awesome.

But not totally awesome.  Like Darren Criss is. 

When I got here Crawford's hair was very much Glee Darren Criss and not Harry Potter Darren Criss. I tried to fix this but I think he is back to Glee Darren. *sighs*

Cute bowtie guy is cute. He is cute.

Just to clarify, bowtie guy is not Darren Criss, although Darren Criss is also adorable and also cute.

"I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I don't know, should I be sorry?"

^I feel like this is going to be a lifelong debate.

True.

How do we end this?

I guess it is done. We are not sure why.

Much love and drunken giggles,

Dina (and Valerie)