Friday, February 24, 2012

Texts from Valerie

Hey all,
    As you may know, the lovely Valerie was (is) at an MUN conference this week. I don't know a lot about MUN, but I know they like to party.


Trying NOT to embarrass Valerie but rather to entertain Dina and Michele, I present to you - Texts from Valerie.

- Namin people make tips valerie tipsy
- I'm fron *horribly misspelled city* eveyr girl there is freakig gorgeous and already attatched
- every single tine that the not what and i are drinbking in proximity, he makes a point of avoiding me. but juST when we are drinking (correct usage of a comma, I'm impressed) (also how did you manage to spell "proximity" correctly?) 
- Can I apologize in advance now that I am no longer tipsy in the slightest ? ( I don't know how that works, wouldn't really be in advance would it ?) 
- So two of my roomies decided to be a tad heteroflexible last night
-remember that time it was suggestd that i steal not whale's bed? Totally doing it atm.
-I am lord voldemort!!!


That is all (for now), hope you enjoyed.
I will post about my week soon! 

5 comments:

  1. OMG NEED FULL STORIES ASAP!! Thanks Dawn, year are beautiful!

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  2. Oh for the love of wizarding god... When you have to add the preamble of "I am not trying to embarrass you", typically it is a good sign embarrassment is occurring.

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