(Yes, you're enabling me just by reading this.)
Hey ladies!
I don't want to study. I don't want to study. I don't want to study. I need to study. Gah, exams exams exams... I don't want to study. I don't want to study. OH MY GOSH I NEED TO STUDY SO BAD!!!
The above is a little sound clip of my thoughts today.
Quick story that I forgot to put in my post yesterday:
So I was at work the other day (off to a great start with this story but it gets better) when these two rather handsome guys walked in (see? It got better). They ordered three bacon cheeseburgers (which I made cause I'm a boss sandwich maker) but it seemed a little strange to me that two guys ordered three burgers together so I turned to one of the managers who had helped me make the burgers and said:
"Three burgers for two guys? That's a little odd isn't it?"
To which she replied: "Maybe they're going to share the third one?"
And then I was all: "I hope they share it Lady and the Tramp style."
And she was all: :O *giggles* So controversial...
Me: "Meh, it's Canada. We don't care."
Her: "Yeah, it's true. Our politicians have better things to spend they're money on, like government vacations..."
The End.
(I choose to believe, since I didn't see anything to contradict it, that those two guys did share that last bacon cheeseburger Lady and the Tramp style and then went home together to have steaming hot shots of expresso (and by "shots of expresso" and mean wildly passionate gay sex which is also extremely hot.)
Much love ladies,
Dina
so "shots of espresso" is the male equivalent of "tea" :P
ReplyDeleteI am so glad that my brain isn't the only one that has run away recently. The sound clip could be from my head too...
ReplyDelete@Dawn: Don't get me wrong, I love me some tea but it seemed appropriate to have something else for this. It's still a hot beverage and a bit suggestively worded so I think it works.
ReplyDelete@Valerie: You're definitely not the only one. In fact, you don't seem nearly as crazy right now as you were during your paper writing week so I think I'm beating you hardcore in craziness right now.
Those of us with a long memory can compare Mr. Busch's prose of today with that of years ago -- and be delighted at how much more interesting and incisive it has become.
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