Oh ladies…
Things I should not be doing now? This is definitely one but, well, it’s some kind of progress in a writing field so I’ll take what I can get.
Inspired by John’s vlog on Friday I give you the same number of random thoughts as there are pieces of Voldemort’s soul:
1. Hey essay! I know you can hear me! Where art thou and wherefore art thou not on paper yet? You don’t know? Neither do I!
2. Why in the world would I buy a 2L thing [read: bottle] of club soda? Do you know what club soda tastes like? It takes like carbon dioxide. Antinoms.
3. There is dirt everywhere. Everything needs cleaning. I need cleaning. Gah, university does things to me.
4. Studying for my last Evil test has been evil, except for the part where it’s not because it only contains one portion of the evil prototype. The three parts are 1) interpersonal (This is not true because it’s just me that I’m torturing by studying for it) 2) harm (Did you read the word torture in the last bit? I don’t like reading about the real thing over and over again) and 3) unjustifiability (This entire venture is justified because I want to get an awesome mark on this test).
5. My hobbit toes seem to look even hairier than the last time I checked. Sexy, I know.
6. Sushi for lunch was soooo good! The Ottawa maki definitely wasn’t as good as the stuff from the patch but it was definitely yummy. My favourite two things were the two things that we [read: Valerie and I] couldn’t figure out the name of because we couldn’t remember what we ordered. I think one of them was the dynamite roll…
7. I feel too young to be thinking about things like life insurance and wills but I have to and it sucks. It makes my breath feel heavy and my mind explode.
8. I enjoy wearing skinny jeans with heels. Yes, I do.
Much love ladies,
Dina
you would be so sexy in number 8 just sayin.
ReplyDeleteEven with number five? :P
ReplyDeleteyes. and number 3. I don't care.
ReplyDeletealso is this like John's vlog in the fact that one of these is not true or....
ReplyDeleteSushi noms!!! It was very good, we shall have to go back there when we do HP 7 pt2!!
ReplyDelete@ Dawn At the time I was writing this they were all true unless you count that I know my essay can hear me. Being that the essay is a fabrication of my words in a specific order I don't think it actually has ears to hear me with. I'm also perfectly aware that it is not done because I've been procrastinating and therefore my need to ask the question is a lie. So, yes, like John's vlog.
ReplyDelete@Valerie I want to go back now! Haha! Soo good! Also HP7 pt2 = YAY + *sob*
and another thing ! "antinoms" is a fun word :P
ReplyDeleteew. sushi... :P lol, but this list was enjoyable :P And i love 'antinoms'. :D And you are tres sexy, so i can only imagine what a bombshell you must be in your heels and skinny jeans ;)
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