An Invitation
Please come to a surprise party for Megan Fox on Jan 1st, 2013.
Lots of wet melons and muffins will be served. Please come to the party hungry!
There will be games, such as penis races, and a contest to see who can drive the fastest. We will play lots of songs, and there may even be some thrusting.
The theme of the party will be horny cheeks. During the party, everyone can make a hat decorated with horny cheeks. Be sure to wear handcuffs to protect your breasts.
Since this is a surprise party, please be sure to arrive at least 69 minutes early. Everyone will be undulating in the living room. When Megan Fox arrives, we will jump up and sensuously yell, “Yes yes!”
Please don't talk about the party at school. It would be very hard if Megan Fox found out about her surprise party.
We hope that you can make it to the party. Please bring a small crack for Megan Fox. See you on Jan 1st, 2013!
horny cheek hats :P
ReplyDeletemy favourite line: "Lots of wet melons and muffins will be served."
ReplyDelete"everyone will be undulating in the living room"
ReplyDeleteI was talking to my American friend via Skype the other day and he was feeling down about a paper so I read him this and it cheered him right up!
ReplyDeletelol that's awesome!! good stuff
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